WTF of the Day

Naked man rips flesh off of homeless

brendoman — Tue, 29 May 2012 17:18:17 -0700

The man whose face was chewed by a naked attacker remained hospitalized as police tried to determine what prompted the ghoulish assault.

This surveillance video from a camera on the Miami Herald building shows a police officer shooting the suspect, as well as the aftermath, when many more patrol cars arrived.

Man Doesn't Get All He Can Eat At An All-You-Can-Eat Fish Fry

adam-wells — Tue, 22 May 2012 14:54:51 -0700

Pretty sure I saw this on the Simpsons

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/15/bill-wisth-protests-all-you-can-eat-fish-fry-wisconsin_n_1517908.html

Submitted by Adam Wells.

"Icelandic Parliament member Árni Johnsen nearly died in a car accident in 2010 but was saved by a..."

brendoman — Thu, 17 May 2012 10:30:21 -0700

“Icelandic Parliament member Árni Johnsen nearly died in a car accident in 2010 but was saved by a family of elves living in a 30-ton boulder nearby. So, to thank them, he’s agreed to move their boulder onto his property where they can live their lives in luxury and not off the side of a highway.”

- Politician In Iceland Moves Elf Family’s Boulder Home Onto His Estate After Saving His Life In Car Accident | Geekologie

christiannightmares: Christians in South Korea try to pray Lady...

brendoman — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:10:07 -0700

christiannightmares:

Christians in South Korea try to pray Lady Gaga away (For the story and more photos, visit Buzzfeed)

Maryland Man Facing Illegal Dumping Charge | The Smoking Gun

brendoman — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:23:12 -0700

Maryland Man Facing Illegal Dumping Charge | The Smoking Gun:

A man suspected of a years-long public defecation spree in his Maryland neighborhood is facing a criminal rap after he was caught on videotape relieving himself in the driveway of a former police officer.

Teen Dies After Running Over Himself

adam-wells — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 13:42:00 -0700

Heard about this one in the office, thought it had to be shared here.

http://www.kare11.com/news/article/972484/391/One-teen-dead-after-running-over-himself

Submitted by Adam Wells

Even If I were Drunk This Would Make No Sense

adam-wells — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 15:57:04 -0700

Theaters Want Pricier 2D Movie Tickets So 3D Films Get Cheaper

http://gizmodo.com/5896140/theaters-are-planning-to-boost-the-cost-of-2d-movies-so-3d-films-get-cheaper

"A Montana man who allegedly fed vodka to a dog was arrested on an animal cruelty charge after..."

brendoman — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:30:52 -0700

“A Montana man who allegedly fed vodka to a dog was arrested on an animal cruelty charge after investigators found the animal’s blood alcohol content to be more than four times the legal limit (for humans).”

- Montana Man Charged With Animal Cruelty After Dog Records .348 Blood Alcohol Level | The Smoking Gun

Man Sues AMC Theaters Over High Concession Prices

adam-wells — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 09:32:11 -0800

You really can sue for anything in America.

http://www.freep.com/article/20120304/NEWS06/203040519/Filmgoer-takes-stand-on-costly-snacks-sues-AMC-Livonia-theater

Submitted by Adam Wells

California woman killed by 'homemade cannon'

brendoman — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 15:08:24 -0800

California woman killed by 'homemade cannon':

Homicide investigators with the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department are on the scene of a bizarre death in San Diego’s East County. Deputies say a man called 911 to report his wife may have been killed with a homemade cannon by accident.

A WTF With A Happy Ending

adam-wells — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:18:43 -0800

Or the guy in the story is the toughest man ever

http://gizmodo.com/5886507/how-a-man-survived-without-food-for-two-months-in-a-snow+buried-car

Submitted by Adam Wells

Naked Texas Cowgirl, 18, Arrested After Slow-Speed Police ChaseGun

brendoman — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:54:45 -0800

Naked Texas Cowgirl, 18, Arrested After Slow-Speed Police ChaseGun:

When Corpus Christi cops responded to a suspicious person call early Sunday, they spotted Burnham, 18, standing in an alleyway next to a Jeep Wrangler. The teenager was naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots.

Gamer Dies Playing Video Games, No One Notices For 9 Hours

adam-wells — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:59:35 -0800

Great, now ill-informed will think video games will kill their kids.

http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16162406

Woman Gets Tasered At McDonald's

adam-wells — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:36:00 -0800

Police don’t play around at McDonald’s

http://gizmodo.com/5882597/woman-gets-tasered-for-blocking-mcdonalds-drive+through

Submitted by Adam Wells

This is a Pop Culture Mashing I Never Thought I'd See

adam-wells — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:37:00 -0800

I also love how this is considered news in Los Angeles

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/03/catwoman-pepper-sprays-ozzy-osbourne-impersonator_n_1253190.html?ref=weird-news

Cops: Caregiver Performed Sex Act On Unconscious Man Brought To Hospital By Cops | The Smoking Gun

brendoman — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:53:26 -0800

Cops: Caregiver Performed Sex Act On Unconscious Man Brought To Hospital By Cops | The Smoking Gun:

A hospital caregiver in Utah is facing a sodomy charge after police discovered him performing a sex act on an unconscious patient who had been transported to the facility by cops after he was found intoxicated at a residence.

Reason number 101 why public drunkenness is a bad idea.

"A Wisconsin man arrested for allegedly punching his wife — who claims a ghost is responsible..."

brendoman — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:17:53 -0800

“A Wisconsin man arrested for allegedly punching his wife — who claims a ghost is responsible for the domestic abuse — will have a hard time scaring up paranormal researchers to back his claim.
Police in Fond du Lac, Wis., arrested Michael West, 41, on Jan. 15, after responding to a disturbance call. West’s wife told the cops that her husband twice attempted to strangle her and that he struck her in the face when she attempted to call 911.”

- Man Says Ghost Punched Wife, Paranormal Experts Dispute Claim

52 Examples Why Florida Is Still The Craziest State

qtwentyseven — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 04:48:05 -0800

51 more over at Buzzfeed.

Submitted by Qtwentyseven

"The Riverside-Brookfield Landmark reported that Brown told police that he was let into the movie..."

brendoman — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 11:05:44 -0800

“The Riverside-Brookfield Landmark reported that Brown told police that he was let into the movie theater by a woman who told him to go to the front row, take off his clothes and wait for her so they could have sex and do drugs.”

- Cops: Nude man spoils ‘Chipmunks’ movie - chicagotribune.com

I Wish I Could See This Billboard In Person...To Laugh At It

adam-wells — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 14:25:06 -0800

Quite funny and quite WTF

http://www.lifenews.com/2011/12/20/pro-life-billboard-toys-will-have-fewer-kids-this-christmas/

Submitted by Adam Wells