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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>WTFs from around the internets.</description><title>WTF of the Day</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @whatthefoftheday)</generator><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/</link><item><title>A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a wizard to make him invisible</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I wish I would&amp;#8217;ve met the man first, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I wanted to sell him&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://factualfacts.com/funny-facts/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://factualfacts.com/funny-facts/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/"&gt;http://factualfacts.com/funny-facts/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/51016330933</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/51016330933</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:31:54 -0700</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>SEGA and Nintendo Enter Exclusive Partnership for Sonic the Hedgehog</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If you were to ask any kid who played video games in the 90s that this would happen they would laugh at you or cower in fear at such a nightmare could come true, and now it has&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.sega.com/2013/05/17/sega-and-nintendo-enter-exclusive-partnership-for-sonic-the-hedgehog/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.sega.com/2013/05/17/sega-and-nintendo-enter-exclusive-partnership-for-sonic-the-hedgehog/"&gt;http://blogs.sega.com/2013/05/17/sega-and-nintendo-enter-exclusive-partnership-for-sonic-the-hedgehog/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/50704082514</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/50704082514</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:02:59 -0700</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>Russian Bears Are Hooked on Huffing Jet Fuel Until They Pass Out</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;In Soviet Russia, we don&amp;#8217;t put fuel in Jets, we give to bears &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5993796/russian-bears-are-hooked-on-huffing-jet-fuel-until-they-pass-out"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5993796/russian-bears-are-hooked-on-huffing-jet-fuel-until-they-pass-out"&gt;http://gizmodo.com/5993796/russian-bears-are-hooked-on-huffing-jet-fuel-until-they-pass-out&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/47399652736</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/47399652736</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 14:24:35 -0700</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>Woman Arrested for Instagramming Street Art</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So Police won&amp;#8217;t figure out who the vandal is, but if you Instagram it, they&amp;#8217;ll come for you&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/47375277556</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/47375277556</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 09:36:28 -0700</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>A Man Was Caught Smuggling Almost 14 Percent of an Entire Species</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Some people need better hobbies&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5992767/a-man-was-caught-smuggling-almost-14-percent-of-an-entire-species"&gt;http://gizmodo.com/5992767/a-man-was-caught-smuggling-almost-14-percent-of-an-entire-species&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/47372572451</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/47372572451</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 09:01:44 -0700</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>Twilight Helpline Helps Fans Who Are Grieving Over The End Of The Saga</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m speechless as to how stupid this is&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a464278/twilight-helpline-allows-grieving-fans-to-relive-classic-moments.html"&gt;http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a464278/twilight-helpline-allows-grieving-fans-to-relive-classic-moments.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/44918458526</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/44918458526</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 21:24:56 -0800</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>Cops: Pennsylvania Woman Used "Furby" Toy In Assault Of Boyfriend </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/boyfriend-assaulted-with-furby-689431#.USZiMDdX_lE.tumblr"&gt;Cops: Pennsylvania Woman Used "Furby" Toy In Assault Of Boyfriend &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I would be scarred for life if this happened to me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/43655051567</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/43655051567</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 10:07:09 -0800</pubDate><dc:creator>brendoman</dc:creator></item><item><title>Wal-Mart employee admits long-time stolen Oreo habit</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Wal-Mart finally catches the Cookie Monster, sadly its one of their own employees&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://posttrib.suntimes.com/18335978-537/wal-mart-employee-admits-long-time-stolen-oreo-habit.html"&gt;http://posttrib.suntimes.com/18335978-537/wal-mart-employee-admits-long-time-stolen-oreo-habit.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/43578373936</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/43578373936</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 10:51:38 -0800</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>Man Discovers Wife Is Half Sister</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A true WTF like non other http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2013/02/dear_prudence_my_wife_and_i_came_from_the_same_sperm_donor.html&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/43491432580</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/43491432580</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 08:33:43 -0800</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>Woman Dies from drinking 2 Gallons of Coke a day</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2013/02/coke-kills-woman-dies-from-too-much-coca.php"&gt;Woman Dies from drinking 2 Gallons of Coke a day&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Yeah that’s probably too much.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/43164201975</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/43164201975</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 11:39:54 -0800</pubDate><category>coke</category><category>soda</category><category>wtf</category><dc:creator>brendoman</dc:creator></item><item><title>"The KCNA goes on to state that the location happens to be 200 metres from a temple in the North..."</title><description>“The KCNA goes on to state that the location happens to be 200 metres from a temple in the North Korean capital, adding: “A rectangular rock carved with words “Unicorn Lair” stands in front of the lair.” “The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392),” says the report. Archaeologists from the Academy of Social Sciences at North Korea’s History Institute were credited with making the discovery.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://m.guardiannews.com/world/2012/nov/30/unicorn-lair-discovered-north-korea"&gt;Unicorn lair ‘discovered’ in North Korea&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/36972587242</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/36972587242</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 12:11:03 -0800</pubDate><dc:creator>brendoman</dc:creator></item><item><title>Man Loses Penis Due To Illegal Procedure Involving Olive Oil</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Moral of the story is to just be happy with the size you were given men.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a438713/man-loses-penis-after-injecting-it-with-olive-oil.html"&gt;http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a438713/man-loses-penis-after-injecting-it-with-olive-oil.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/36206209317</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/36206209317</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 04:48:08 -0800</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>Homeless Man Arrested for Charging His Phone in a Park</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Whats next? Police Arresting people for drinking too much water at a drinking fountain?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5961120/homeless-dude-arrested-for-charging-his-phone-in-a-park"&gt;http://gizmodo.com/5961120/homeless-dude-arrested-for-charging-his-phone-in-a-park&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/36186521680</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/36186521680</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2012 19:35:12 -0800</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>Deceased city council president wins Rochester election</title><description>&lt;p&gt;How awful do you think the living loser of the election feels?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.postbulletin.com/news/stories/display.php?id=1514201"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.postbulletin.com/news/stories/display.php?id=1514201"&gt;http://www.postbulletin.com/news/stories/display.php?id=1514201&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/35243821487</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/35243821487</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2012 18:07:54 -0800</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>Police Taser A Blind Man Mistaking His Walking Stick For Samurai Sword</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/oct/17/police-taser-blind-man-stick"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/oct/17/police-taser-blind-man-stick"&gt;http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/oct/17/police-taser-blind-man-stick&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/33821264361</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/33821264361</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 21:32:54 -0700</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>Mom Buys Daughter an iPad, Box Only Contains Notepads</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5951430/a-girl-bought-an-ipad-at-wal+mart-but-inside-the-box-was-just-a-stack-of-notepads"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5951430/a-girl-bought-an-ipad-at-wal+mart-but-inside-the-box-was-just-a-stack-of-notepads"&gt;http://gizmodo.com/5951430/a-girl-bought-an-ipad-at-wal+mart-but-inside-the-box-was-just-a-stack-of-notepads&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/33481727745</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/33481727745</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 23:36:07 -0700</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>Man dies after competing in a roach eating contest to win a snake. </title><description>&lt;a href="http://stupidevilbastard.com/2012/10/man-dies-after-competing-in-a-roach-eating-contest-to-win-a-snake/"&gt;Man dies after competing in a roach eating contest to win a snake. &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I’ll let Les explain this one.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/33252609398</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/33252609398</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 14:26:04 -0700</pubDate><dc:creator>brendoman</dc:creator></item><item><title>A Girl’s Stomach Was Removed Because She Drank a Liquid Nitrogen Cocktail</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5950074/a-girls-stomach-was-removed-because-she-drank-a-liquid-nitrogen-cocktail"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5950074/a-girls-stomach-was-removed-because-she-drank-a-liquid-nitrogen-cocktail"&gt;http://gizmodo.com/5950074/a-girls-stomach-was-removed-because-she-drank-a-liquid-nitrogen-cocktail&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/33233107814</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/33233107814</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 08:19:34 -0700</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>Farmer Eaten By His Own Hogs</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/02/farmer-eaten-by-his-own-hogs/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/02/farmer-eaten-by-his-own-hogs/"&gt;http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/02/farmer-eaten-by-his-own-hogs/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/32740803751</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/32740803751</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2012 09:36:36 -0700</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item><item><title>DMX Can't Use A Computer or Google</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://motherboard.vice.com/2012/9/20/watch-dmx-struggle-mightily-to-use-a-computer--2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://motherboard.vice.com/2012/9/20/watch-dmx-struggle-mightily-to-use-a-computer--2"&gt;http://motherboard.vice.com/2012/9/20/watch-dmx-struggle-mightily-to-use-a-computer&amp;#8212;2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Racial stereotypes aside, this is just hilarious&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/32185273699</link><guid>http://wtfoftheday.com/post/32185273699</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2012 23:00:27 -0700</pubDate><dc:creator>theadamwells</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>
