A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a...
I wish I would’ve met the man first, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I wanted to sell him http://factualfacts.com/funny-facts/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/
SEGA and Nintendo Enter Exclusive Partnership for...
If you were to ask any kid who played video games in the 90s that this would happen they would laugh at you or cower in fear at such a nightmare could come true, and now it has http://blogs.sega.com/2013/05/17/sega-and-nintendo-enter-exclusive-partnership-for-sonic-the-hedgehog/
Russian Bears Are Hooked on Huffing Jet Fuel Until...
In Soviet Russia, we don’t put fuel in Jets, we give to bears http://gizmodo.com/5993796/russian-bears-are-hooked-on-huffing-jet-fuel-until-they-pass-out
Woman Arrested for Instagramming Street Art
So Police won’t figure out who the vandal is, but if you Instagram it, they’ll come for you
A Man Was Caught Smuggling Almost 14 Percent of an...
Some people need better hobbies http://gizmodo.com/5992767/a-man-was-caught-smuggling-almost-14-percent-of-an-entire-species
Twilight Helpline Helps Fans Who Are Grieving Over...
I’m speechless as to how stupid this is http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a464278/twilight-helpline-allows-grieving-fans-to-relive-classic-moments.html
Cops: Pennsylvania Woman Used "Furby" Toy In... →
I would be scarred for life if this happened to me.
Wal-Mart employee admits long-time stolen Oreo...
Wal-Mart finally catches the Cookie Monster, sadly its one of their own employees http://posttrib.suntimes.com/18335978-537/wal-mart-employee-admits-long-time-stolen-oreo-habit.html
Man Discovers Wife Is Half Sister
A true WTF like non other http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2013/02/dear_prudence_my_wife_and_i_came_from_the_same_sperm_donor.html
Woman Dies from drinking 2 Gallons of Coke a day →
Yeah that’s probably too much.
The KCNA goes on to state that the location happens to be 200 metres from a...– Unicorn lair ‘discovered’ in North Korea
Man Loses Penis Due To Illegal Procedure Involving...
Moral of the story is to just be happy with the size you were given men. http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a438713/man-loses-penis-after-injecting-it-with-olive-oil.html
Homeless Man Arrested for Charging His Phone in a...
Whats next? Police Arresting people for drinking too much water at a drinking fountain? http://gizmodo.com/5961120/homeless-dude-arrested-for-charging-his-phone-in-a-park
Deceased city council president wins Rochester...
How awful do you think the living loser of the election feels? http://www.postbulletin.com/news/stories/display.php?id=1514201
Police Taser A Blind Man Mistaking His Walking...
Mom Buys Daughter an iPad, Box Only Contains...
Man dies after competing in a roach eating contest... →
I’ll let Les explain this one.
A Girl’s Stomach Was Removed Because She Drank a...
Farmer Eaten By His Own Hogs
DMX Can't Use A Computer or Google
http://motherboard.vice.com/2012/9/20/watch-dmx-struggle-mightily-to-use-a-computer—2 Racial stereotypes aside, this is just hilarious
This might be the CRAZIEST THING that’s ever happened to Bam Margera...– Bam Margera — Naked Chick Broke INTO MY HOUSE, Started Masturbating | TMZ.com
A man dressed in a military-style “ghillie” suit and apparently...– News from The Associated Press
Hunter Spanjer says his name with a certain special hand gesture, but at just...– Grand Island Preschooler Asked to Change the Sign for His Name in School
Norwegian driver hits bear while trying to avoid...
Maybe these roads shouldn’t be driven on, at all. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/16/norwegian-driver-hits-bear-moose?newsfeed=true
Traffic hacks: elderly woman in China ties sex... →
What is with all the sex dolls in the news lately?
Apparently its very easy and legal to buy a ton of...
A very bad and very real WTF http://gizmodo.com/5928889/buying-a-ton-of-guns-on-the-internet-is-cheap-legal-and-shockingly-easy
Police Save Sex Doll Because They Thought It Was A...
Cops need better training http://gizmodo.com/5928683/the-police-saved-a-sex-doll-from-drowning-because-they-thought-it-was-a-real-girl
Man Destroys T-Mobile Store
Of all carriers who’s shop to destroy, why T-Mobile, you’d think this would happen to AT&T http://gizmodo.com/5922865/watch-this-man-destroying-a-t+mobile-shop
A Massachusetts man is facing a felony assault with a dangerous weapon charge...– Man Busted For French Fry Attack On Stepdaughter | The Smoking Gun
For the fourth time in the past two years, a Cincinnati man has been arrested...– Pervy Perp Again Busted For Sex With Teddy Bear | The Smoking Gun
The forest boy mystery is solved: It’s not true. Berlin police said Friday that...– Mystery of German forest boy solved: He’s a missing 20-year-old from the Netherlands - The Washington Post
Berlin police have released a photograph of the mysterious “forest...– Who is Ray, the boy with the ‘adventurous story’?
Naked man rips flesh off of homeless
The man whose face was chewed by a naked attacker remained hospitalized as police tried to determine what prompted the ghoulish assault. This surveillance video from a camera on the Miami Herald building shows a police officer shooting the suspect, as well as the aftermath, when many more patrol cars arrived.
Man Doesn't Get All He Can Eat At An...
Pretty sure I saw this on the Simpsons http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/15/bill-wisth-protests-all-you-can-eat-fish-fry-wisconsin_n_1517908.html Submitted by Adam Wells.
Icelandic Parliament member Árni Johnsen nearly died in a car accident in 2010...– Politician In Iceland Moves Elf Family’s Boulder Home Onto His Estate After Saving His Life In Car Accident | Geekologie
Maryland Man Facing Illegal Dumping Charge | The... →
A man suspected of a years-long public defecation spree in his Maryland neighborhood is facing a criminal rap after he was caught on videotape relieving himself in the driveway of a former police officer.
Teen Dies After Running Over Himself
Heard about this one in the office, thought it had to be shared here. http://www.kare11.com/news/article/972484/391/One-teen-dead-after-running-over-himself Submitted by Adam Wells
Even If I were Drunk This Would Make No Sense
Theaters Want Pricier 2D Movie Tickets So 3D Films Get Cheaper http://gizmodo.com/5896140/theaters-are-planning-to-boost-the-cost-of-2d-movies-so-3d-films-get-cheaper
A Montana man who allegedly fed vodka to a dog was arrested on an animal cruelty...– Montana Man Charged With Animal Cruelty After Dog Records .348 Blood Alcohol Level | The Smoking Gun
Man Sues AMC Theaters Over High Concession Prices
You really can sue for anything in America. http://www.freep.com/article/20120304/NEWS06/203040519/Filmgoer-takes-stand-on-costly-snacks-sues-AMC-Livonia-theater Submitted by Adam Wells
California woman killed by 'homemade cannon' →
Homicide investigators with the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department are on the scene of a bizarre death in San Diego’s East County. Deputies say a man called 911 to report his wife may have been killed with a homemade cannon by accident.
A WTF With A Happy Ending
Or the guy in the story is the toughest man ever http://gizmodo.com/5886507/how-a-man-survived-without-food-for-two-months-in-a-snow+buried-car Submitted by Adam Wells
Naked Texas Cowgirl, 18, Arrested After Slow-Speed... →
When Corpus Christi cops responded to a suspicious person call early Sunday, they spotted Burnham, 18, standing in an alleyway next to a Jeep Wrangler. The teenager was naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots.
Gamer Dies Playing Video Games, No One Notices For...
Great, now ill-informed will think video games will kill their kids. http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16162406
Woman Gets Tasered At McDonald's
Police don’t play around at McDonald’s http://gizmodo.com/5882597/woman-gets-tasered-for-blocking-mcdonalds-drive+through Submitted by Adam Wells
This is a Pop Culture Mashing I Never Thought I'd...
I also love how this is considered news in Los Angeles http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/03/catwoman-pepper-sprays-ozzy-osbourne-impersonator_n_1253190.html?ref=weird-news
Cops: Caregiver Performed Sex Act On Unconscious... →
A hospital caregiver in Utah is facing a sodomy charge after police discovered him performing a sex act on an unconscious patient who had been transported to the facility by cops after he was found intoxicated at a residence. Reason number 101 why public drunkenness is a bad idea.
A Wisconsin man arrested for allegedly punching his wife — who claims a...– Man Says Ghost Punched Wife, Paranormal Experts Dispute Claim
52 Examples Why Florida Is Still The Craziest...
51 more over at Buzzfeed. Submitted by Qtwentyseven