May 2012
3 posts
Naked man rips flesh off of homeless
The man whose face was chewed by a naked attacker remained hospitalized as police tried to determine what prompted the ghoulish assault.
This surveillance video from a camera on the Miami Herald building shows a police officer shooting the suspect, as well as the aftermath, when many more patrol cars arrived.
Man Doesn't Get All He Can Eat At An...
Pretty sure I saw this on the Simpsons
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/15/bill-wisth-protests-all-you-can-eat-fish-fry-wisconsin_n_1517908.html
Submitted by Adam Wells.
“Icelandic Parliament member Árni Johnsen nearly died in a car accident in 2010...”
– Politician In Iceland Moves Elf Family’s Boulder Home Onto His Estate After Saving His Life In Car Accident | Geekologie
April 2012
3 posts
Maryland Man Facing Illegal Dumping Charge | The... →
A man suspected of a years-long public defecation spree in his Maryland neighborhood is facing a criminal rap after he was caught on videotape relieving himself in the driveway of a former police officer.
Teen Dies After Running Over Himself
Heard about this one in the office, thought it had to be shared here.
http://www.kare11.com/news/article/972484/391/One-teen-dead-after-running-over-himself
Submitted by Adam Wells
March 2012
4 posts
Even If I were Drunk This Would Make No Sense
Theaters Want Pricier 2D Movie Tickets So 3D Films Get Cheaper
http://gizmodo.com/5896140/theaters-are-planning-to-boost-the-cost-of-2d-movies-so-3d-films-get-cheaper
“A Montana man who allegedly fed vodka to a dog was arrested on an animal cruelty...”
– Montana Man Charged With Animal Cruelty After Dog Records .348 Blood Alcohol Level | The Smoking Gun
Man Sues AMC Theaters Over High Concession Prices
You really can sue for anything in America.
http://www.freep.com/article/20120304/NEWS06/203040519/Filmgoer-takes-stand-on-costly-snacks-sues-AMC-Livonia-theater
Submitted by Adam Wells
California woman killed by 'homemade cannon' →
Homicide investigators with the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department are on the scene of a bizarre death in San Diego’s East County. Deputies say a man called 911 to report his wife may have been killed with a homemade cannon by accident.
February 2012
5 posts
A WTF With A Happy Ending
Or the guy in the story is the toughest man ever
http://gizmodo.com/5886507/how-a-man-survived-without-food-for-two-months-in-a-snow+buried-car
Submitted by Adam Wells
Naked Texas Cowgirl, 18, Arrested After Slow-Speed... →
When Corpus Christi cops responded to a suspicious person call early Sunday, they spotted Burnham, 18, standing in an alleyway next to a Jeep Wrangler. The teenager was naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots.
Gamer Dies Playing Video Games, No One Notices For...
Great, now ill-informed will think video games will kill their kids.
http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16162406
Woman Gets Tasered At McDonald's
Police don’t play around at McDonald’s
http://gizmodo.com/5882597/woman-gets-tasered-for-blocking-mcdonalds-drive+through
Submitted by Adam Wells
This is a Pop Culture Mashing I Never Thought I'd...
I also love how this is considered news in Los Angeles
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/03/catwoman-pepper-sprays-ozzy-osbourne-impersonator_n_1253190.html?ref=weird-news
January 2012
4 posts
Cops: Caregiver Performed Sex Act On Unconscious... →
A hospital caregiver in Utah is facing a sodomy charge after police discovered him performing a sex act on an unconscious patient who had been transported to the facility by cops after he was found intoxicated at a residence.
Reason number 101 why public drunkenness is a bad idea.
“A Wisconsin man arrested for allegedly punching his wife — who claims a...”
– Man Says Ghost Punched Wife, Paranormal Experts Dispute Claim
52 Examples Why Florida Is Still The Craziest...
51 more over at Buzzfeed.
Submitted by Qtwentyseven
“The Riverside-Brookfield Landmark reported that Brown told police that he was...”
– Cops: Nude man spoils ‘Chipmunks’ movie - chicagotribune.com
I Wish I Could See This Billboard In Person...To...
Quite funny and quite WTF
http://www.lifenews.com/2011/12/20/pro-life-billboard-toys-will-have-fewer-kids-this-christmas/
Submitted by Adam Wells
December 2011
4 posts
Man tried to take 247 animals on plane
Next time just try shipping them
http://news.yahoo.com/man-tried-247-animals-plane-165607848.html
Submitted by Adam Wells
School-Sanctioned "Prank" Encourages Incest →
What the fucking fuck.
Woman Caught Making Meth Inside Walmart →
November 2011
10 posts
Black Friday Shopping At Its Best (Or Worse...
I’ve never seen Black Friday shopping get this crazy in the Midwest, guess I have to the south to see it like this, and of course, its Wal-Mart http://youtu.be/l8_QQPjjj1k
Submitted by Adam Wells
“The 43-year-old Floridian was busted last week on a variety of criminal charges...”
– “Fighting Is What Redneck People Do,” Explained Drunk Guy Who Shot Lawnmower, Brawled With Teen Son | The Smoking Gun
"Doctor" Arrested For Injecting Women's Butts With... →
Wow….
Clearly This Russian Woman Has Seen Too Many...
No wonder we can order Russian brides, when they are this stupid…
http://gizmodo.com/5859678/a-crazy-woman-kept-a-rotting-vegetable-in-her-fridge-for-two-years-because-she-thought-it-was-an-alien/gallery/1
$1725. That Is The Price One Pays For Being...
Some people just can’t wait…
http://ps3.ign.com/articles/121/1211626p1.html
Insane horse and donkey cosplay is straight out of... →
Kill it with fire!
I Dont Think I Could Live With Myself If I Were...
The child they are expecting is going to have lifetime of shrink appointments just waiting for him when he learns the truth about his parents.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2057081/Engaged-couple-discover-brother-sister-parents-meet-days-wedding.html
If Psychics Can Accept Awards For Dead...
This is just mindblowing that someone thought this was legit enough to put on an awards show
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/03/kurt-cobain-accepts-o-music-award-via-psychic_n_1074201.html
Stiletto implants make your feet look just like... →
Why????????
“A nine-year-old Florida girl is facing four felony charges after she allegedly...”
– Girl, 9, Facing Four Felonies For Wild School Bus Tantrum, Battering Sheriff’s Deputy | The Smoking Gun
October 2011
1 post
“police said the firestarter called the Taco Bell to complain about how little...”
– A Man Threw a Molotov Cocktail at a Taco Bell Because His Chalupa Didn’t Have Enough Meat
The Most WTF Newspaper Article You'll Read This... →
So many WTFs here.
September 2011
10 posts
Love To Be Served Some Velveeta Cheese With A Dash...
http://gizmodo.com/5845559/kraft-recalls-137000-velveeta-products-with-dangerous-metal-wires-in-them
Total and complete fail Kraft, some people are going to be having the Yellow Box Blues if they don’t check their cheese
MMM MMM I Love Me Some Breast Milk In The Morning
I wonder how many more men will try this breast milk only diet
http://blogs.citypages.com/food/2011/09/wifes_breast_milk_diet.php
How Much More of a WTF Would This Have Been If The...
Cocaine is a hell of a drug and that is a hell of a lot of cocaine in this Irishman’s system
http://gizmodo.com/5841171/this-is-how-72-bags-of-cocaine-look-inside-your-intestines
Female "Vampire" Busted In Bloody Biting Attack |... →
A Florida woman who claimed to be a “vampire” last night attacked an elderly man, biting him on the face and arm and tearing away chunks of his skin, according to police. Josephine Smith, 22, was arrested today and charged with felony aggravated battery on an elderly person. Smith, seen in the mug shot at right, was booked into the Pinellas County Jail, where she is being held in lieu of $50,000...
Ali Lohan's Face Is Unrecognizable →
YIKES
Man Steals a Semi Truck and Then Crashes Into a...
I don’t know whats more WTF about this story, the crime or the fact that police can’t find the guy or the fact that police won’t release video of the crime in fear of copycat criminals, yet the local news does a story on it going step by step how the criminal committed the crime.
Didn't People Learn From The X-Files To Not Trust...
http://gizmodo.com/5837024/people-stop-buying-fake-apple-products-in-parking-lots-you-might-end-up-with-a-stack-of-paper-wrapped-in-duct-tape
I guess not, luckily for our entertainment sake, there will always be stupid people in the news
MEGADETH
http://oi56.tinypic.com/2i2a5a8.jpg
August 2011
3 posts
“A village mob in South Africa, accused of burning a pastor to death for using an...”
– Villagers accused in “magic penis” killing fear they are cursed - GlobalPost
“It sounds like the premise for a science-fiction/horror movie from the...”
– Weird Orange Goo in Alaska Proves Aliens Exist | The Stir
July 2011
3 posts
Children Sold So Parents Could Game More
China is just full of WTFs
http://gizmodo.com/5824999/dont-sell-your-children-to-earn-money-for-video-games
Old Man Dies, But Not Completely, and Wakes Up...
The year is 2011 and we still have this happening???
http://gizmodo.com/5824626/man-wakes-from-coma-in-a-morgue-fridge-after-being-dead-for-21-hours
The Dental Training Robot Is Straight From Your... →