WTF of the Day

A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a wizard to make him invisible

I wish I would’ve met the man first, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I wanted to sell him

http://factualfacts.com/funny-facts/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/

SEGA and Nintendo Enter Exclusive Partnership for Sonic the Hedgehog

If you were to ask any kid who played video games in the 90s that this would happen they would laugh at you or cower in fear at such a nightmare could come true, and now it has

http://blogs.sega.com/2013/05/17/sega-and-nintendo-enter-exclusive-partnership-for-sonic-the-hedgehog/

Russian Bears Are Hooked on Huffing Jet Fuel Until They Pass Out

In Soviet Russia, we don’t put fuel in Jets, we give to bears 

http://gizmodo.com/5993796/russian-bears-are-hooked-on-huffing-jet-fuel-until-they-pass-out

Woman Arrested for Instagramming Street Art

So Police won’t figure out who the vandal is, but if you Instagram it, they’ll come for you

A Man Was Caught Smuggling Almost 14 Percent of an Entire Species

Some people need better hobbies

http://gizmodo.com/5992767/a-man-was-caught-smuggling-almost-14-percent-of-an-entire-species

Twilight Helpline Helps Fans Who Are Grieving Over The End Of The Saga

I’m speechless as to how stupid this is

http://www.digitalspy.com/odd/news/a464278/twilight-helpline-allows-grieving-fans-to-relive-classic-moments.html

Wal-Mart employee admits long-time stolen Oreo habit

Wal-Mart finally catches the Cookie Monster, sadly its one of their own employees

http://posttrib.suntimes.com/18335978-537/wal-mart-employee-admits-long-time-stolen-oreo-habit.html

Man Discovers Wife Is Half Sister

A true WTF like non other http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2013/02/dear_prudence_my_wife_and_i_came_from_the_same_sperm_donor.html