WTF of the Day

WTFs from around the internets.

Aug 19

Excel to csv conversion tool

<outsource developer>: know any good tools for converting an excel file to csv?

Me: File -> Save As…?

<outsource developer>: haha will that actually work?

<outsource developer>: guess its worth a shot

<outsource developer>: thanks

<outsource developer>: wasnt sure it would work on osx

Me: I’m pretty sure MS would have tested on both platforms….


Jul 25

DirecTV is launching a TV channel for dogs

This story requires a two drink minimum to make a lick of sense

http://www.slate.com/blogs/trending/2013/07/24/tv_channel_for_dogs_directv_s_dogtv_hopes_to_desensitize_dogs_to_storms.html


Wife Caught On Camera Casually Ordering a Hit on Her Husband Read more at http://www.pajiba.com/videos/wife-caught-on-camera-casually-ordering-a-hit-on-her-husband-like-shes-ordering-a-goddamn-sandwich.php#zH0ZjJqSB477WCOh.99 

She’s way too non nonchalant about this, its scary

http://www.pajiba.com/videos/wife-caught-on-camera-casually-ordering-a-hit-on-her-husband-like-shes-ordering-a-goddamn-sandwich.php


Jun 7

Texas Says It’s OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won’t Have Sex With You

I’d be curious what else you can get away with in Texas

http://gawker.com/texas-says-its-ok-to-shoot-an-escort-if-she-wont-have-511636423


NJ investigators: Bar mixed dye with rubbing alcohol and served it as scotch

Scotch, scotch, scotch, scotchy scotch scotch.

http://www.startribune.com/nation/208667411.html


May 21

A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to a wizard to make him invisible

I wish I would’ve met the man first, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I wanted to sell him

http://factualfacts.com/funny-facts/a-man-tried-to-rob-a-bank-after-paying-500-to-a-wizard-to-make-him-invisible/


May 17

SEGA and Nintendo Enter Exclusive Partnership for Sonic the Hedgehog

If you were to ask any kid who played video games in the 90s that this would happen they would laugh at you or cower in fear at such a nightmare could come true, and now it has

http://blogs.sega.com/2013/05/17/sega-and-nintendo-enter-exclusive-partnership-for-sonic-the-hedgehog/


Apr 7

Russian Bears Are Hooked on Huffing Jet Fuel Until They Pass Out

In Soviet Russia, we don’t put fuel in Jets, we give to bearsĀ 

http://gizmodo.com/5993796/russian-bears-are-hooked-on-huffing-jet-fuel-until-they-pass-out


Woman Arrested for Instagramming Street Art

So Police won’t figure out who the vandal is, but if you Instagram it, they’ll come for you


A Man Was Caught Smuggling Almost 14 Percent of an Entire Species

Some people need better hobbies

http://gizmodo.com/5992767/a-man-was-caught-smuggling-almost-14-percent-of-an-entire-species


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