WTF of the Day

May 29

Naked man rips flesh off of homeless

The man whose face was chewed by a naked attacker remained hospitalized as police tried to determine what prompted the ghoulish assault.

This surveillance video from a camera on the Miami Herald building shows a police officer shooting the suspect, as well as the aftermath, when many more patrol cars arrived.

May 22

Man Doesn’t Get All He Can Eat At An All-You-Can-Eat Fish Fry

Pretty sure I saw this on the Simpsons

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/15/bill-wisth-protests-all-you-can-eat-fish-fry-wisconsin_n_1517908.html

Submitted by Adam Wells.

May 17

“Icelandic Parliament member Árni Johnsen nearly died in a car accident in 2010 but was saved by a family of elves living in a 30-ton boulder nearby. So, to thank them, he’s agreed to move their boulder onto his property where they can live their lives in luxury and not off the side of a highway.” Politician In Iceland Moves Elf Family’s Boulder Home Onto His Estate After Saving His Life In Car Accident | Geekologie

Apr 23

christiannightmares:

Christians in South Korea try to pray Lady Gaga away (For the story and more photos, visit Buzzfeed)

Apr 20

Maryland Man Facing Illegal Dumping Charge | The Smoking Gun

A man suspected of a years-long public defecation spree in his Maryland neighborhood is facing a criminal rap after he was caught on videotape relieving himself in the driveway of a former police officer.

Apr 13

Teen Dies After Running Over Himself

Heard about this one in the office, thought it had to be shared here.

http://www.kare11.com/news/article/972484/391/One-teen-dead-after-running-over-himself

Submitted by Adam Wells

Mar 24

Even If I were Drunk This Would Make No Sense

Theaters Want Pricier 2D Movie Tickets So 3D Films Get Cheaper

http://gizmodo.com/5896140/theaters-are-planning-to-boost-the-cost-of-2d-movies-so-3d-films-get-cheaper

Mar 23

“A Montana man who allegedly fed vodka to a dog was arrested on an animal cruelty charge after investigators found the animal’s blood alcohol content to be more than four times the legal limit (for humans).” Montana Man Charged With Animal Cruelty After Dog Records .348 Blood Alcohol Level | The Smoking Gun

Mar 7

Man Sues AMC Theaters Over High Concession Prices

You really can sue for anything in America.

http://www.freep.com/article/20120304/NEWS06/203040519/Filmgoer-takes-stand-on-costly-snacks-sues-AMC-Livonia-theater

Submitted by Adam Wells

Mar 6

California woman killed by 'homemade cannon'

Homicide investigators with the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department are on the scene of a bizarre death in San Diego’s East County. Deputies say a man called 911 to report his wife may have been killed with a homemade cannon by accident.